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The career version of brutal honesty
Roast my resume.
Roastly is being built to call out the bland verbs, empty buzzwords, and sleepy summaries holding your resume back—then show you exactly what to sharpen.
First roast: free. No signup before the verdict.
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Roast score
42
/ 100 · salvageable
Brutal, not useless
“Results-driven professional” has driven exactly one result: putting recruiters to sleep.
Interface preview — roasting workflow in development
Built for shares,
not vague feedback.
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Specific
Every roast should point to a real edit.
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Savage
A little heat keeps the truth memorable.
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Useful
The payoff is a better resume, not just a punchline.
How it will work
No soft-focus career advice. Just the receipt.
Roastly is focused on the words that make hiring managers tune out, with a roast card that makes the truth easy to remember—and share.
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Get the roast
Receive a savage-but-useful read on what is vague, stale, or hiding your actual value.
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Choose the comeback
Keep the free verdict or unlock a polished rewrite when the $5 option launches.
Roast receipt
share-ready“Your summary says you’re a ‘dynamic self-starter.’ So does every resume written before coffee.”
Issue: empty cliché
Fix: name the actual impact
A better kind of feedback
Screenshot the burn. Keep the fix.
The planned roast card puts the funniest line next to the useful note, so your friends get the laugh and you get a better next draft.
Spot the vague claims recruiters skim past.
Turn every jab into a practical next edit.
Package the verdict in a card worth screenshotting.
The payoff
Get roasted free. Get polished for $5.
The free roast and paid rewrite are planned product flows. The analyzer and checkout are not live yet, so this page is setting the expectation—not taking your money.
First roast
$0free
A direct, useful verdict before any signup wall.
Spot the vague claims recruiters skim past.
Turn every jab into a practical next edit.
Package the verdict in a card worth screenshotting.
Planned upgrade
Polished resume rewrite
$5one time
The paid payoff: take the roast and turn it into a stronger, cleaner resume draft.
A resume rewrite shaped around the roast.
Sharper language without sanding off your voice.
A clean, copy-ready version for your next application.
First roast status
The fire is warming up.
Roastly’s resume workflow is still in development. When it opens, your first roast is intended to be free with no signup before you see the verdict.